We all have obsessions. But i will narrow it down to bodily obsessions. I always come across a man who says they love african women because they are fleshy (puh-leeze, not down south!). They've got the right package in terms of the front assets and back assets. But being overweight...that's another different issue.
For ladies, they'll tell you they like a 6 pack but in the absence of it, maybe a 4 pack or 2 if you're lucky. Also discreetly, they love some nice long and wide packages.
Hmmm....................
I wonder if the world has not become addicted to what and how people should look like. Have they forgotten the proverbial saying that ''One man's meat is another man's poison''. Whatever the case may be, you are the author of your life.
I knew a certain guy (actually my first boyfriend...weird, that we're still friends ***strictly platonic***!) and i'll call him Fee. Fee confessed that he loved average front knockers/boobies/bobbies/upshore dichotomy/frontyard...and (interestingly!!) cellulite. I was horrified and began a verbal battle of whether it was a lie or the truth.
Interestingly, i came across a guy (pls don't ask) who was an underwear fetish. I hung my underwear on a rope outside my rickety flat back in Zamfara during the NYSC and caught him sniffing them. He even begged me for a used one. Haba! Ofcourse i rejected it (though i was wondering if he wanted to use it for ritual purposes) and kept my undies safe.
Some women will tell you how obsessed they are with what's down south. Its also funny that these same women look like saints outside (guys beware). My flatmate in Zamfara used to kill us with funny stuff. That her friend's boyfriend (yeah right, as if it wasn't her) had a mighty package and each time they would shag, she would shout and within the confines of her home use a cloth and warm water to massage her ahem! (you know what). I died of laughter and ressurected again when i heard her stories cuz she would even describe the scenario. After she would point to me and say i have this ''eyes'' that says come-hither...that i must be good in the sack...that this, that that. At one point, i thought she was bi-sexual.
Did i deviate? When both genders say they love those packages that i earlier mentioned, these questions come to my mind.
1) Can they chew the assets off like food? So why the obsession? You can only rub it till its
sore.
2) Those long and wide stuffs cause pain (don't believe everything you see in porn). Its all
about quality.
My obsession however is........................................................................................................................................................
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men's physique and lips. That sizzles me. Thank God for my boyfriend (soon-to-be fiance) who has the right one. Even his eyes are like a cat. Yum Yum.
What's yours?
