Hello my bloggy peeps. How are you enjoying your holidays? (for the few that have actually been online) I couldn't resist sending one last blog post for the Year 2010!!! Can you believe that this is the last day of 2010? Hmm...the year does bring a lot of nostalgic memories to mind. Good or bad, the year is over and unfortunately will not repeat itself, ever. Unfortunately, a lot of people lost their lives this year, either through natural or man-made causes. For those that lost a loved one this year, let's have a moment of "non-typing" silence...
And we're back. Let's do make 2011 a super duper year of the fulfillment of plans and the realization of dreams. No one knows what the future holds but whatever happens, let's leave worthwhile legacies behind. If it means, putting a gun to an editor's head to get your manuscript published (...i hope you know i am joking!), to getting that plum job or bagging a hubby/wife or adopting a pet or giving a little back to the community...let it be something you will feel good about and others can say positive things about you.
Here's toasting to a wonderful, positively challenging and interesting YEAR 2011 (raises glass of white sparkling wine). Happy Holidays!!!
Friday, December 31, 2010
End of 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Hilarious Random Pictures for the Holidays! Celebrity Edition
You might have seen them but in any case, just enjoy.
Man might think: "Let's just get away from the noise and the party and have our private party"
Just imagine Dustin Hoffman's thought: Dustin: "Hmm...Hmmm, that is one big handful balloon. Brad is lucky"
David might think: "This is one butt i can grab and do naughty things...not like skinny boned Vic"
Scarlett Johansson: "Grandpa Woody, what do you think you're doing?"
Woody bends: "Ooh. How i want to rub my nose in those babies."
Sophia Loren: "Who does the slut think she is? Trying to upstage me with her...her...fake...hmm, they look nice"
Diddy: "Whoa, Jessica sure has the meanest, illest, phattest set of boobs in this industry"
Jessica Biel(through clenched teeth): "Careful, Diddy. Justin T. isn't far, you know. Gotta look good for the paps"
Man thinks: "I would absolutely love to have a twosome with these fine niceties...not like the wife with her sagginess"
Guy in red chequered shirt (laughs with others) thinks: "Double damn! I wish she was single and i could be her hero"
Scarlett: "I just love that premiere, like, totally.(thinking: Yeah, go on. Have a long look. I'm not the sexiest woman alive for nothing"
Girl: "Yeah, it rocked...(thinking: I really need to get an implant. Gosh!)
Halle Berry: "Let's take a picture fand discuss our next movie project..."
Bruce Willis thinks: "How would Halle's boob taste like? Maybe like Demi's or...OMG, the paparazzi is snapping this! I will make them DIE HARD!"
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Monday, December 27, 2010
Merry Christmas in arrears and a Happy New Year in advance!!!
Decided to blog today and wish y'all bloggy folks a merry christmas and a happy new year, though i noticed that most bloggy folks have taken a break from blogging. And who would blame them? So, how was your christmas?
I spent mine eating and watching movies. I got gifts though. But this christmas in this country is just a bit above average, probably because of the economic recession where people are kind of tight-fisted or tight-pocketed. Hmmm.
So, how will your new year be? In Britain, they call the new year holiday as bank holiday. In Nigeria, we just say new year holiday.
A word of advice:
I spent mine eating and watching movies. I got gifts though. But this christmas in this country is just a bit above average, probably because of the economic recession where people are kind of tight-fisted or tight-pocketed. Hmmm.
So, how will your new year be? In Britain, they call the new year holiday as bank holiday. In Nigeria, we just say new year holiday.
A word of advice:
- Do not over indulge
- Do not drive while drunk
- Do not forget to fasten your seat belt, even in party mode
- Do not forget to stock up your fridge (after the celebrations, you will need to survive or even feed your cat or dog or some exotic animal)
- Do not forget to visit your old folks (at least show you care)
- And above all, do not forget to BLOG about your holiday : )
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Hilarious Random Pictures for the Holidays!
I had no idea what to blog about until i saw a funny picture..no, make it two and decided to share with y'all. Today is the official break day from work till 29th. So as far as blogging goes, lets keep the fingers crossed. Who knows? I am guessing (no, deciding) i'll use this time to meet and greet my long lost (forsaken) friends, eat holiday food, dance, and work on my W.I.Ps.
The first is real and the picture was taken in Nigeria some time ago. It was quite popular and went viral. The second picture (cartoon) marks the fantasy of the artist, in which case, chickens begin to protest by defending themselves from humans' ravenous apetites (a story could come out from this...LOL).
Cheers to a wonderful merry christmas and a happy new year in advance.
A big thank you to my followers, the lovely blog from Kittie Howard, the lovely comments from Kittie, Joanna and L'Aussie and all the love. Hope you guys and girls have a wonderful christmas holiday and do not forget to make and stick to your new year resolutions. I do hope by next year, i would edit and revise my WIPs for Jan-April, Get it critiqued for May, Revise again for June, Submit and Query for July. Wait till October for responses from agents. And in between, work on another manuscript.
The first is real and the picture was taken in Nigeria some time ago. It was quite popular and went viral. The second picture (cartoon) marks the fantasy of the artist, in which case, chickens begin to protest by defending themselves from humans' ravenous apetites (a story could come out from this...LOL).
Cheers to a wonderful merry christmas and a happy new year in advance.
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Monday, December 20, 2010
Interview with Doctor Funny
Scroll below for this interesting and hilarious interview with a doctor with a difference, forwarded to me by a friend. I don't know the doctor's name but read on. It's guaranteed to make your day!!!
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap!!!!!
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat?Hay and corn.
And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of
delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine; that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain ... Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?
HELLO ... Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A:Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about foods and diets.
And remember:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather .......... to skid in sideways ---
And remember:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather .......... to skid in sideways ---
- Chardonnay in one hand
- chocolate in the other
- body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO......HOO,
What a Ride'!!!!
AND .....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you!!!!!
Learn to speak another language
I don't know about you but the mail had me laughing my arse off. Disclaimer: Please, follow your own doctor's advice as this blog will not be held liable for any misconstrued statements. Thank you. Peace.
Friday, December 17, 2010
The balance of showing and telling
One of the prerequisites of a writer is to show and not tell a story. Showing is the way or style in which writers, write a story that enables the readers, experience the story's entity which is a mix of the characters' actions, emotions rather than narrating the story's exposition, summarization and description.
This especially applies to all genres of fiction.
For instance, you want to write about Nellie stopping by a park to take some flowers home. What do you write? Do you write: And Nellie stops by National Park and reaches for some dandelions and trudges home. OR Nellie strolled through the cobbled steps of the National Park, the air blowing the long tresses of her chestnut coloured hair. She stops to pick a few dandelions in her view. Taking a quick sniff, she inhales the sweet, natural scent of the flowers. It makes her smile. With this feel-good charm, she skips on home.
Showing helps readers connect to the story's characters, thus making them sympathetic to these characters, which in turn makes the story believable. I wonder if the Spartacus series had been culled from a book, it would have made for an interesting read with its descriptive accounts.
The downside (bummer!) of showing is that your readers will get exhausted with the incessant and unnecessary aspects of describing every single inherent detail. They will lose interest. The book would also be too bulky with the extra word counts of these descriptions. Everything shouldn't be acted out as some scenes should be skipped. E.g. a xter is sleeping on the bed. Do you say, the xter is comfy in the king-sized 50 feet by 50 feet bed, in a side ways position on the journey to snooze-ville. BORING! Personally, i would smack the author with the book.
Telling is very useful as a shortcut to get to the juicy part(s) of the story. It also covers a greater span of time more concisely.
The objective is to merge and balance showing and telling or show,tell to get the right rhythm, pace and tone.
Frankie Diane Mallis is having a No Kiss Blogfest on the 2nd of January. Here's the link.
This especially applies to all genres of fiction.
For instance, you want to write about Nellie stopping by a park to take some flowers home. What do you write? Do you write: And Nellie stops by National Park and reaches for some dandelions and trudges home. OR Nellie strolled through the cobbled steps of the National Park, the air blowing the long tresses of her chestnut coloured hair. She stops to pick a few dandelions in her view. Taking a quick sniff, she inhales the sweet, natural scent of the flowers. It makes her smile. With this feel-good charm, she skips on home.
Showing helps readers connect to the story's characters, thus making them sympathetic to these characters, which in turn makes the story believable. I wonder if the Spartacus series had been culled from a book, it would have made for an interesting read with its descriptive accounts.
The downside (bummer!) of showing is that your readers will get exhausted with the incessant and unnecessary aspects of describing every single inherent detail. They will lose interest. The book would also be too bulky with the extra word counts of these descriptions. Everything shouldn't be acted out as some scenes should be skipped. E.g. a xter is sleeping on the bed. Do you say, the xter is comfy in the king-sized 50 feet by 50 feet bed, in a side ways position on the journey to snooze-ville. BORING! Personally, i would smack the author with the book.
Telling is very useful as a shortcut to get to the juicy part(s) of the story. It also covers a greater span of time more concisely.
The objective is to merge and balance showing and telling or show,tell to get the right rhythm, pace and tone.
Frankie Diane Mallis is having a No Kiss Blogfest on the 2nd of January. Here's the link.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
My Harlequin Alpha Male Inspiration
Harlequin December 15 submission deadline has passed. For those who missed it, sorry. Better luck next year or time. You needed to witness the expression on my face as i attached my synopsis and first chapter and clicked on the Send button. The anticipation of waiting for their response is just too great. More like Sleeping Beauty, sleeping in a trance and waiting for Mr Right to come to the rescue. January 31st which is the response day is...sooo far.
On my previous blog, i mentioned about the characteristics of the Alpha male and the realistic portrayals to imbibe when writing about this 'ideal' hero in comparison with the 'actual'.
Before i plot/pants (i am a combination of both), i imagine how my hero should look like because you don't want to write about a romantic hero that reminds you of Mister Potbelly at the Supermart. Or even use a name that is hard to pronounce like Mr Traffellapagus or Snaffellapagus (i think i heard it on tv). The person or image that came to mind was *********Ian Somerhalder of Lost and The Vampire Diaries Series.
My hero looks like this deliciously irresistible male specimen. Now, which person can say they don't love his smouldering hot eyes****faints**. I think i've found a new crush. But hold on a second, my hero ain't perfect.
In a nutshell
The list is inexhaustive but you get the big idea.
On my previous blog, i mentioned about the characteristics of the Alpha male and the realistic portrayals to imbibe when writing about this 'ideal' hero in comparison with the 'actual'.
Before i plot/pants (i am a combination of both), i imagine how my hero should look like because you don't want to write about a romantic hero that reminds you of Mister Potbelly at the Supermart. Or even use a name that is hard to pronounce like Mr Traffellapagus or Snaffellapagus (i think i heard it on tv). The person or image that came to mind was *********Ian Somerhalder of Lost and The Vampire Diaries Series.
My hero looks like this deliciously irresistible male specimen. Now, which person can say they don't love his smouldering hot eyes****faints**. I think i've found a new crush. But hold on a second, my hero ain't perfect.
In a nutshell
- The Alpha male is strong and independent.
- He seeks to conquer the heroine (a must in romance novels) directly or indirectly.
- His ego usually gets in the way
- Alluring to the heroine
- Stereotyped in the Tall-Dark-Handsome category. Honestly, i write in the 'ruggedly handsome' category like Ian's picture by the right. But, i am subjective about the tall and dark part. Sometimes, variety could just be that differentiating factor that sets you apart as a writer/storyteller.
- The Alpha male is allowed to have tears in his eyes. Do you see this as a weakness? In my own humble opinion, i see it as the author endearing the hero to the readers because it is a key strategy to persuading readers to become sympathetic to the MCs especially the Hero.
- He doesn't always have to give in to his sexual cravings (in the case of romances). He shouldn't always be seen as this man with the compassionate or egotistical and animalistic drive to quell his raging hunger for (Censored). Sexual tension is a plus these days as it engages the readers to keep turning the pages and desperately wishing something happens. Think Twilight and Dawson's Creek. Or better still, those Mexican Telenovellas with their endless twists and turns of the hero and heroine coming together, getting all sexually tensed up (with viewers adjusting their seats for the ultimate scene) and then getting interrupted or even fighting again.
- He's supposed to have flaws. It could be his temper, his ability not to say no to everything, smoking or drinking too much, farting, you name it.
The list is inexhaustive but you get the big idea.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
I want me some alpha male
Looking at the formulaic patterns of romance books, one can't
help but get drawn to the alpha male in the book. He is the epitome of
maleness. Huge ego, courage, bad temperamnet, ability to conduct
greeeeaaat sex acts, master in the art of seduction and
temptation...and let's not forget, the huge biceps, amidst the
blue/brown eyes, kissable lips and a host of other things, that get
women 'creaming' their panties, fantasising on how such men would give
them head...
Am i too vulgar? Nah, if you read Erotic fiction or you write erotic fiction, that is nothing. He is mesmerised by the fragile, lithe, sometimes bony/skinny female and has a raging, almost animalistic drive to have sex with her. Gosh, i read some of these romance books and i, burst out laughing. The authors or publishing house(s), ''brainwash'' their target readers into believing, the alpha male is just within your grasp, if you believe...Now, i'm not dissing romance books as i was a huge fan as a teen, but you and i know that men don't come across as all lovey dovey or whatever. I like some books who have inculcated that realistic pattern of male cons into the writing process, in order to embody the sweet and sour realism of it all. And, that makes for a truly great read, and one in which cynical readers like myself can truly appreciate and be sympathetic with the main characters.
Now, i believe every woman has a fantasy of how her ideal man should be, so it's understandable. Now, i would have preferred a realistic couple like this (inclusive of any imperfections cuz no one is perfect) below
as opposed to say, a couple like this below: (Nice garters, and butt, by the way)
Or another couple like this below:
as opposed to this above:
Without further rambling, i present a few alpha male pictures from the millions that you love...or rather, LUST!!! Naughty, Naughty you. Yes, you.
Hmmmmmm, OMG, David Beckham!!!
I could get lost in Ian Somerhalder's eyes.***blushes*** LOL
Kinda like his Vin Diesel's bad boy image and his character in Pitch Black.
Haa!
Am i too vulgar? Nah, if you read Erotic fiction or you write erotic fiction, that is nothing. He is mesmerised by the fragile, lithe, sometimes bony/skinny female and has a raging, almost animalistic drive to have sex with her. Gosh, i read some of these romance books and i, burst out laughing. The authors or publishing house(s), ''brainwash'' their target readers into believing, the alpha male is just within your grasp, if you believe...Now, i'm not dissing romance books as i was a huge fan as a teen, but you and i know that men don't come across as all lovey dovey or whatever. I like some books who have inculcated that realistic pattern of male cons into the writing process, in order to embody the sweet and sour realism of it all. And, that makes for a truly great read, and one in which cynical readers like myself can truly appreciate and be sympathetic with the main characters.
Now, i believe every woman has a fantasy of how her ideal man should be, so it's understandable. Now, i would have preferred a realistic couple like this (inclusive of any imperfections cuz no one is perfect) below
as opposed to say, a couple like this below: (Nice garters, and butt, by the way)
Or another couple like this below:
as opposed to this above:
Without further rambling, i present a few alpha male pictures from the millions that you love...or rather, LUST!!! Naughty, Naughty you. Yes, you.
Hmmmmmm, OMG, David Beckham!!!
I could get lost in Ian Somerhalder's eyes.***blushes*** LOL
Kinda like his Vin Diesel's bad boy image and his character in Pitch Black.
Haa!
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
My Entry for Erica's Blogfeast
Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you my entry for Erica's Blogfeast. Honestly, i do not know what to think of it. I 'm just following the rules and trying to keep up with the deadline in conjunction with a gazillion other things i must do. Soooooo.......
The story is set in the U.S. No specific town is used except for Maple Boulevard which i don't know if it exists or not. But i am sure i've heard the name somewhere. I don't want to delve deeply into the plot and what not, as i don't want to spoil the story for you.Please, be kind. I had to write the entry between weekend and today. Ofcourse, be honest. That's the only way for a budding writer like me, to grow, right?
And for those that are not aware of this blogfeast, i suggest or rather insist you check it out here.
It's a blogfest with interesting prizes. And, i admire the cute turkey badge. I wonder where Erica got that from. I have forwarded my food which in my previous blog, i mentioned that it is Jollof rice and Spicy fried chicken.
Without further ado, here is my entry:
TITLE: BETRAYAL BY MAIL
The story is set in the U.S. No specific town is used except for Maple Boulevard which i don't know if it exists or not. But i am sure i've heard the name somewhere. I don't want to delve deeply into the plot and what not, as i don't want to spoil the story for you.
And for those that are not aware of this blogfeast, i suggest or rather insist you check it out here.
It's a blogfest with interesting prizes. And, i admire the cute turkey badge. I wonder where Erica got that from. I have forwarded my food which in my previous blog, i mentioned that it is Jollof rice and Spicy fried chicken.
Without further ado, here is my entry:
TITLE: BETRAYAL BY MAIL
With one flicker
of the dust pad, the dust particles left the wooden framed portrait, Melanie
Buchanan held in her lithe hands. The picture held a very special memory for
her. Floods of nostalgic memories enveloped her mind, making her smile in the process.
Her husband of almost two years had been drafted to Iraq, leaving her to
literally raise their daughter, Amelia. Gosh!
I’ve missed you so much. I can’t wait to hold you, my love. So much has
happened since you left...
“Mummy, you promised to teach me how to weave Darlene’s hair”
interrupted Amelia, her frizzy hair, shielding her face as she clutched a doll.
“Give me a second, baby”
The little girl
trudged off from the bedroom. Melanie arranged the portrait, along with others
in her carry-on suitcase for her trip to her in-laws for thanksgiving inclusive
of eleven other military personnel under assignment. When Melanie had heard the
news, she had been elated at the prospect of re-uniting with Craig. The
electronic media had been awash with the news of the military personnel’s
arrival.
During the meeting
she had had with the other army wives at the barracks, a cake was prepared
amidst sparkling champagne to celebrate with her...or so it seemed. Majority of
them couldn’t contain their jealousy for the simple reason that her husband was
the only one among them that was being sent back to the country, except for
Sophia, whose husband had arrived a few weeks earlier.
Suitcase packed,
she joined Amelia in the simply furnished living room. Grabbing the doll from
her hands, she slowly began to weave the synthetic hair into braids.
“You put one here and loop the second one through here plus
the third. See. Then you keep doing it over and over again.” she said, showing
her how to achieve a weave. “Okay. I told you that we’re going to see grandma
and grandpa today because its what?”
“Thanksgiving” answered Amelia
“Good. So we’re leaving and you can continue Darlene’s hair
in the car.”
“Okay, mummy”
On the way to the
Buchanan’s residence at Maple Boulevard SW, Melanie’s thoughts wandered, behind
the steering wheel. For the umpteenth time, she checked the rear-view mirror to
see if her makeup was in its proper place. Though, she hadn’t heard from Craig
directly, the information she had received at the barracks was that Craig would
be arriving at his parents’ home for thanksgiving. She hadn’t given it much
thought why Craig didn’t communicate with her directly. She believed it did not
matter as long as he was coming home.
*
The Buchanans
which comprised of a middle-aged couple, gave her and her daughter, a warm
reception. Half an hour later, Mr Buchanan was helping to push Amelia’s swing
in the playground as the two women got down to business in the kitchen.
“I’ve already done most of the cooking before you came” said
Mrs Buchanan, bending over to examine the turkey in the oven. She rubbed some
seasoned oil on it and closed the oven door.
Melanie scooped
some mashed potatoes into a casserole from a mixing bowl, grinning from ear to
ear. Her mother-in-law observed her.
“Don’t worry, dear. He’ll be here soon. I can see how excited
you are.” the elder woman said, assuring her.
“I do love surprises but I can’t understand why he hasn’t
called me. But hey, if he did, then it wouldn’t be a surprise anymore, would
it?”
“Let’s wait for Craig, okay. Please help me with the wine
from the cellar”
The cellar was
replete with aged alcohol from whisky to red wine. Remembering Craig’s
favourite, she picked two bottles of 1950 Vintage whisky and glanced at the
remaining forty or so left. She quickly added another under her arm, afterall,
she and her husband deserved a private celebration in their room, when the
ceremony was over.
Within minutes,
the bottle was safely tucked under her mattress before joining her
mother-in-law at the dining table. Mr Buchanan was inside, washing his and
Amelia’s hands, in preparation for the meal. Melanie looked at the clock
chiming on the wall. 4 o’ clock. Her senses began to go on red alert.
“He’s not here. Where is he? I truly hope he’s okay” she
panicked, reminiscing on the video chats they previously shared on how he
complained of the nights of bedlam, he experienced daily. “What if something
happened to him?”
The couple
exchanged glances.
“Why don’t I show Amelia our spider collection?” joked Mr
Buchanan, dragging his grand-daughter along with him.
“Spiders! Eww” she replied, scrounging her face.
Melanie paced
around, wringing her hands and momentarily biting her fingernails, ruining her
newly manicured nails, in the process.
“Calm down, Melanie. He’ll be home soon” said Mrs Buchanan,
helping herself to some whisky. She looked the picture of calm.
“Are you sure he’s really coming home? I mean, he...he should
have called me.”
“You saw it for yourself on the news. Your husband’s picture
and eleven men, totalling twelve in number. Besides he got in touch with me and
he specifically said he’ll be here for thanksgiving”
“I’m so worried. It’s been about 5 years and I just...” she
said, anxiety weighing her down as she broke into a sweat. Her armpits were
glued in a sticky entangle with her cotton blouse.
“Here, have some. It’ll help calm you down”
Her mother-in-law poured some whisky in a glass and handed it
to her.
Half an hour
later, she was having a nervous breakdown until a car pulled up in the
drive-way. Melanie jumped up to peer through the window. Two uniformed soldiers
got down from an SUV and pulled out a wheelchair from the boot. The wheelchair
was assembled before the car door flung open. A man, whose view was obscure,
was assisted into it. Melanie covered her mouth as she backed away from the
window. Mrs Buchanan kept silent, feeling sorry for her. The door opened,
revealing Craig in the wheelchair, a sombre expression etched onto his face.
Melanie shook her
head, the tears dripping down her cheeks and smudging her mascara, she had
painstakingly applied.
“No” she screamed, running upstairs into a room and slamming
the door behind her. She buried her face into the pillow, wailing, unaware that
her mother-in-law had entered the room.
“Melanie”
“Go away” she sobbed. “That is not Craig. I want Craig back”
“Oh, don’t be childish. Is that the reason why you ran away?
You said it yourself that it’s been years since you’ve seen him and now he’s
here.” She sat beside her on the bed and placed a hand on her back, caressing
her. “He was ashamed to tell you of the injury he sustained in Iraq. You should
be thankful, he wasn’t killed. Now, wipe those tears and come, embrace your
husband”
After an extra
coaxing, Melanie sat upright and dabbed her face with powder on the bedside
table. Downstairs, Craig was chatting with his father, while Amelia sat on his
laps. Craig looked up to see her, the sadness revealing itself in his brown eyes.
He hadn’t shaved for a few days, though his hair had been cut low. Everyone
watched her, waiting to see her next move as she stood frozen, looking at him
and avoiding staring at his legs.
Craig handed
Amelia to Mr Buchanan and wheeled himself close to her.
“Baby” he began
“Shhh” interrupted Melanie, crouching to hug him. The flood
gates of tears bristled through both of them, their emotions at a fever pitch.
Craig caressed her hair as he held her.
“I’m sorry I failed you. I couldn’t...” he said,
“No, I’m the one who’s sorry. I was the one that ran away
when you came instead of supporting you. I’m so sorry. It was very stupid of
me. Please, forgive me. I didn’t know how to react”
The Buchanans
exchanged glances once more, each with a tear in their eyes. Amelia looked on.
They decided to give them some privacy, aware of something dire to come in the
future.
Craig held his wife’s face, clutching a few strands of blonde
hair as he gazed deep into her blue eyes. Their hearts were competing in a
beating frenzy.
“I’ve missed you so much. I can’t believe I’m seeing you in
the flesh and not through a video. I have so much to tell you.” he breathed
She was about to
speak when he planted a long kiss on her mouth. Her lips felt so soft, so
succulent under his as he kissed them, teasing her mouth to open further. Gosh, its been so long since we’ve
experienced this. He captured her tongue, conquering it. A moan escaped
from her, as she thought of how so, so long she had been with her husband and
the wonderful sensations that within her body. He was far from rusty as he made
her shudder. A feeling of warmth flowed through her, emancipating her in the
process. Someone cleared their throat, disengaging them slightly.
“The food is getting cold” declared Mr Buchanan, smiling
mischievously. The two lovebirds reminded him of when he and Mrs Buchanan were
very naughty, back in the day. “And Amelia is starving”
They smiled in
response. Melanie wanted to push the wheelchair for him but he wheeled himself,
instead. Mr and Mrs Buchanan again exchanged glances, communicating
non-verbally to the other. Yesterday, they had had a heated argument about
their son and daughter-in-law. If their daughter-in-law knew the real reason
why her husband came home, it was going to be the end of their marriage. Sitting
at the table, Mr Buchanan said grace.
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Monday, December 6, 2010
Which of these fits your relationship spec?
As i was reading through celebrity gossipville, i stumbled upon a couple who has just cancelled their engagement. Lo and behold! It was Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood. The on and off again couple look kinda weird yet they proclaim to understand and love each other. Now, i want to refrain from getting deep and personal on issues like what is wrong with celebrities and their relationship? Why can't they just be freakin role models and make their marriages work? and other bla bla sturvs.
I decided to bring you different calibres of couples from recent to medieval. The transformation as you can see is significant. My question, however, is, which of the couples do you think fits your ideal specification?
COUPLE ONE:
Evan Rachel Wood looks like a definite mis-match for Marilyn Manson but who am i to judge, right?
COUPLE TWO
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry looked dazzling together.
COUPLE THREE
Famous Tudor King Henry VIII of England and second wife, Anne Boleyn.
The famous globe-trotters, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.
I decided to bring you different calibres of couples from recent to medieval. The transformation as you can see is significant. My question, however, is, which of the couples do you think fits your ideal specification?
COUPLE ONE:
Evan Rachel Wood looks like a definite mis-match for Marilyn Manson but who am i to judge, right?
COUPLE TWO
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry looked dazzling together.
COUPLE THREE
Famous Tudor King Henry VIII of England and second wife, Anne Boleyn.
COUPLE FOUR
Cleopatra and Marc Anthony were formidable in their own time.
COUPLE FIVE
The famous globe-trotters, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.
These relationships have a resounding BUT to show their imperfections; so in response to my question, which relationship do you think fits your relationship specification?
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Which person suits your personality?
****Post NaNo activity
They say, every human is unique, one way or the other. Everyone has their pros and cons. Without beating about the bush, which of the following people below can you say adequately or wholly fit your personality? Now, no one is perfect but sometimes, these people fit a mirror image of who we are. These four women i'm showcasing are talented in their various fields. Modelling, acting, singing and everything.Note the emphasis.
NUMBER ONE
Let's not delve into the weird costumes but rather, her singing.
PRO
She's creatively talented
CON
Desperate for attention
Question
Are you like her? Never caring about what anyone says about you and doing what comes from your heart, even if its eccentric.
Lady Gaga
NUMBER TWO
Let's not even delve into her temperament but concentrate on her modelling.
PRO
Once reputed as a supermodel of the world
CON
Gets temperamental when a younger generation threaten her relevance.
Question
Are you like her? Never letting go of what you hold dear to you, career-wise, even when things are not as rosy as it seems.
Naomi Campbell
NUMBER THREE
Let's not delve into her once-upon-a-time-marriage.
PRO
Fits her characters onscreen
CON
Nerdy
Question
Are you like her? Able to handle projects effectively while outside work, you are plain, normal and yep, plain.
Renee Zellweger
NUMBER FOUR
Let's not delve into her secretiveness.
PRO
Ability to multitask careers
CON
Jack of all trades, master of none
Question
Are you like her? Determined to do everything in order to leave legacies behind, not minding, that you're not a robot or superhuman.
Beyonce
These are women i could immediately come up with, who have excelled in their various fields of endeavour. Now, who best fits your personality, regarding the questions asked above?
To answer the question, i see 10% Lady gaga in me because i do certain things that get people shocked around me, 40% Beyonce because i can write, draw, work, plan a business and so many interests both immediate and pending.
They say, every human is unique, one way or the other. Everyone has their pros and cons. Without beating about the bush, which of the following people below can you say adequately or wholly fit your personality? Now, no one is perfect but sometimes, these people fit a mirror image of who we are. These four women i'm showcasing are talented in their various fields. Modelling, acting, singing and everything.Note the emphasis.
NUMBER ONE
Let's not delve into the weird costumes but rather, her singing.
PRO
She's creatively talented
CON
Desperate for attention
Question
Are you like her? Never caring about what anyone says about you and doing what comes from your heart, even if its eccentric.
Lady Gaga
NUMBER TWO
Let's not even delve into her temperament but concentrate on her modelling.
PRO
Once reputed as a supermodel of the world
CON
Gets temperamental when a younger generation threaten her relevance.
Question
Are you like her? Never letting go of what you hold dear to you, career-wise, even when things are not as rosy as it seems.
Naomi Campbell
NUMBER THREE
Let's not delve into her once-upon-a-time-marriage.
PRO
Fits her characters onscreen
CON
Nerdy
Question
Are you like her? Able to handle projects effectively while outside work, you are plain, normal and yep, plain.
Renee Zellweger
NUMBER FOUR
Let's not delve into her secretiveness.
PRO
Ability to multitask careers
CON
Jack of all trades, master of none
Question
Are you like her? Determined to do everything in order to leave legacies behind, not minding, that you're not a robot or superhuman.
Beyonce
These are women i could immediately come up with, who have excelled in their various fields of endeavour. Now, who best fits your personality, regarding the questions asked above?
To answer the question, i see 10% Lady gaga in me because i do certain things that get people shocked around me, 40% Beyonce because i can write, draw, work, plan a business and so many interests both immediate and pending.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
My First NaNoWriMo Win!!!
***Sprinkles confetti, throws balloons, gulps some wine, screams, faints******
WHOOSH!!! It has been an eventful, stress-filled November. Had to juggle everything together to meet up with the deadline, yesterday. Let me share my experience from the last few days remaining to the deadline. By 28th November, i had written 44,038 words. Gosh, i was desperate. I had to attend to the ticket sale organisation at a comedy event ( The event management arm of the company i work for) on sunday, of all days. By monday, 29th, i was very busy and had to attend to office matters. During lunch break, i typed some more. That evening, i reached 45, 997 words, and suffering from sleep deprivation while wondering if the whole contest was worth it.
My brain went on strike as i dozed off. Got bitten by mosquitoes in the living room which woke me from my slumber and sent me to bed. By 30th, i stared at my screen. "Rachel, you can do it. Just relax. You'll type 50,000+ words and will be happy with yourself." i thought. Thankfully, i had attended to office matters early and finished by 12 pm (that's the great thing about being a manager) and began my typing. I typed and typed and typed (my colleagues were wondering what i was up to) and typed. By 6pm, when i had to go home, i had hit 50,083 words. I immediately copied and pasted, feeling my heart beat wildly and my fingers go numb. My server used that opportunity to be excruciatingly slow. The vehicle that was to pick me, was horning furiously, outside the building. "No, no, I rebuke you Satan. I will do this. This is my first contest and i need to create a great impression that i'm a winner, not a quitter", i thought again.
I clicked on the verify and win button but nothing. So, i shut down my system and went home. The next day, i realised i had made a slight error that could have costed me my winnings. Instead of copying and pasting into the Word Count page, i did so in the Novel Excerpt page. Realizing this, i quickly did it, while thanking God that it was still valid because of the different time zones. Ha! And alas, i became a winner.
Talk about endurance, perserverance and sleepless weekends! It's over...for now.
WHOOSH!!! It has been an eventful, stress-filled November. Had to juggle everything together to meet up with the deadline, yesterday. Let me share my experience from the last few days remaining to the deadline. By 28th November, i had written 44,038 words. Gosh, i was desperate. I had to attend to the ticket sale organisation at a comedy event ( The event management arm of the company i work for) on sunday, of all days. By monday, 29th, i was very busy and had to attend to office matters. During lunch break, i typed some more. That evening, i reached 45, 997 words, and suffering from sleep deprivation while wondering if the whole contest was worth it.
My brain went on strike as i dozed off. Got bitten by mosquitoes in the living room which woke me from my slumber and sent me to bed. By 30th, i stared at my screen. "Rachel, you can do it. Just relax. You'll type 50,000+ words and will be happy with yourself." i thought. Thankfully, i had attended to office matters early and finished by 12 pm (that's the great thing about being a manager) and began my typing. I typed and typed and typed (my colleagues were wondering what i was up to) and typed. By 6pm, when i had to go home, i had hit 50,083 words. I immediately copied and pasted, feeling my heart beat wildly and my fingers go numb. My server used that opportunity to be excruciatingly slow. The vehicle that was to pick me, was horning furiously, outside the building. "No, no, I rebuke you Satan. I will do this. This is my first contest and i need to create a great impression that i'm a winner, not a quitter", i thought again.
I clicked on the verify and win button but nothing. So, i shut down my system and went home. The next day, i realised i had made a slight error that could have costed me my winnings. Instead of copying and pasting into the Word Count page, i did so in the Novel Excerpt page. Realizing this, i quickly did it, while thanking God that it was still valid because of the different time zones. Ha! And alas, i became a winner.
Talk about endurance, perserverance and sleepless weekends! It's over...for now.
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